събота, 26 декември 2009 г.

Handbook of pilot

1. Any departure is optional. Landing is mandatory;
2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get in - great. If we pull back - shrinking. This rule applies until you pull the stick back and not just leave it there - then the houses are very large;
3. Flying is not dangerous - accidents are dangerous!
4. Preferably, and as to be sorry you did not above, instead of up and be sorry you did not down;
5. The only time you have too much fuel is when you light aircraft;
6. Propeller is one big fan in front of the plane, which serves to cool the pilot. When he stopped, the pilot begins to izpotyava;
7. When you feel doubt about the height of give up - no one has collided with the sky;
8. Is this a good landing and then you can go without medical attention. Landing is awesome, after which the aircraft can be used again;
9. Learn from the mistakes of others. Not live as long as to make them all yourself;
10. Understand that landed without its landing gear when the announces to give full speed to get to the ramp;
11. The probability to survive is inversely proportional to the angle of the landing. The more - the greater the agala much less likely and vice versa;
12. Stay on the sides of clouds. Well osvmedomeni sources claim that some mountain ranges have a habit of hiding in the clouds;
13. Always try to equalize vroya departure with the number of landings;
14. There are three golden rules to ensure a smooth landing. Unfortunately nobody has yet been able to find them;
15. You start with a full bag of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty your luck with this.
16. Helicopters can not fly they are just so ugly that the earth repels them.

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